google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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