So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
God I need to hump something, right now.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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