Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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