Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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