If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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