Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
