U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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