I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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