i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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