He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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