The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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