Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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