so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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