YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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