Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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