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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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