You're completely useless in the revolution.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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