I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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