So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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