I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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