I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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