GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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