What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
please don't ironically join a cult
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