Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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