I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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