What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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