OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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