ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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