; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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