She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Naked. naked and bneed help.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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