it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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