On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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