Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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