the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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