I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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