are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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