This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i just google imaged poop.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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