ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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