Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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