There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
There's even glitter on my cock...
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