But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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