I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
so much tequila, so little girl.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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