one might say we're banned from that church
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
