i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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