i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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