Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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