the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
this boner is exhausting
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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