At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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