i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I want you more than these girls want KFC
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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