can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the day after is always just damage control
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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