we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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